what going on?
“Captain’s Log: 02-24-3010 – Captain Dirk is sent on a mission to Planet Nofun battle a mutant named Gore. However, Scotty beams him to the wrong dimension where he meets space girl A Vocado who proceeds to show him their highly sexual culture. Dirk bangs the Orion Girl before making it back to the intercourse. Captain Dirk then heads to the medical bay to check on Uhora who has come down with a serious case of the small cocks. During a heated interrogation between Captain Dirk, Shock and a female Stringon named Huge Rak in a holding cell looking outside to the galaxy. The Captain manages to segue into offering up sex for inside information. Join The Crew of the USS Intercourse on their Journey through the galaxy like never before.”